【熟肉】萍琪的堕胎小曲 (Pinkie’s Abortion Song)

Oooooohhhhhh
So at the stallion banquet you took more than your fair portion
And now your belly’s swollen and it’s killing your proportions
But don’t you worry your life won’t be driven to distortion
Just step right up ‘cause Pinkie’s gonna give you an abortion!

Pills or falls or coat hanger or even nightshade tea
No matter what you want to use we’ll loosen that baby
No longer will it hold dominion over when you pee
‘cause they can’t kick or make you sick when out in front of me!

Babies sure are cute but they’re a pain in the patootie
And honestly having a foal is kinda super fruity
Plus frankly brand new mommies can be kind of smug and snooty
So bend over and let me rip that brat out your booty!

You don’t need to worry because nopony will blame you
I’ve had abortions, so has Twilight, Fluttershy’s had two
Plus it’s a vital service which helps Ponyville, who knew?
Where did you think Rarity gets all that fancy glue?
WHEEEEEEEE!