原地址：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FwtC-1bpx0
发布日期：2011年8月13日
作者： Limey Lassen
“有趣的事实 1：怪咖扬科维奇在“五金店”的演唱中达到了每分钟200个单词的速度。
有趣的事实2：他一口气唱出了持续的音符（整个桥段）。
有趣的事实 3：他不会在音乐会上再唱这首歌，因为他认为自己不能再这样做了。
有趣的事实 4：即使在多年后，我仍然喜欢这个 PMV。”————马迷 Soufriere84
“一开始我以为“一首关于五金店的歌？蹩脚！T_T” 但后来我听了它，我意识到“这真是太棒了！” 然后我意识到只有一个人能够创造出如此令人惊叹的声音和文字。 。 。怪咖扬科维奇！ ”————马迷 NekoMaogura
“真正的杰作，没有一点不合时宜的地方，而且这还是他妈的是 10 年前的作品。 永不褪色的经典 
”————马迷 Shyfire
“扬科维奇与萍琪派多年后真的中门对狙了！”————马迷 WarsmithThanatos
生肉歌词：
Nothing ever ever happens in this town
Feelin’ low down down not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news
He said hey you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station well somebody bought it
And on that spot they’re gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws
Since then I’ve been walking on air air
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
‘Cause I’m so excited and I really don’t care
I’ve been waiting since last June
For this day to finally arrive
I’m so happy happy now just to be alive
‘Cause any minute now I’m gonna be inside
Well I hope they open soon
I can’t wait no I can’t wait
When are they gonna open up that door
I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the
Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the
Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the
Hardware store
In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know I had to be first in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
See those hacksaws very very soon
One of them will be all mine
Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically
And they’re doing a promotional stunt
There’s a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free
I can’t wait no I can’t wait
When are they gonna open up that door
I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the
Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the
Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the
Hardware store
I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the
Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the
Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the
Hardware store
Would you look at all that stuff
They’ve got Allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters
Trash compactors juice extractor shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires
Bb pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hanger’s paper cutters waffle irons window shutters
Paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables
Hooks and tackle grout and spackle power fogger’s spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors
Tire guages hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracell’s and energizers
Soffit panels circuit breakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers
Calculator’s generators matching salt and pepper shakers
I can’t wait no I can’t wait
When are they gonna open up that door
I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the
Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the
Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the
Hardware store
I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the
Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the
Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the
Hardware store
I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the
Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the
Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the
Hardware store
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