【PMV】五金店-小马版（Hardware Store PONY STYLE）-EquestriaMemory

作者语：来自艾尔·扬科维奇的恶搞 音乐！和小马一起的版本！别问我为什么！答案是我很生气。哦，我借用了 Kooner01 的矢量图。更不用说其他一切了

背景介绍：艾尔·扬科维奇（Weird Al Yankovic）是美国最为著名的歌曲恶搞专家，也是MTV时代的音乐幽默大师，值得一提的是，他就是正剧里小马芝士三明治的配音

原地址：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FwtC-1bpx0

发布日期：2011年8月13日

作者： Limey Lassen

“有趣的事实 1：怪咖扬科维奇在“五金店”的演唱中达到了每分钟200个单词的速度。
有趣的事实2：他一口气唱出了持续的音符（整个桥段）。
有趣的事实 3：他不会在音乐会上再唱这首歌，因为他认为自己不能再这样做了。
有趣的事实 4：即使在多年后，我仍然喜欢这个 PMV。”————马迷 Soufriere84

“一开始我以为“一首关于五金店的歌？蹩脚！T_T” 但后来我听了它，我意识到“这真是太棒了！” 然后我意识到只有一个人能够创造出如此令人惊叹的声音和文字。。。怪咖扬科维奇！ ”————马迷 NekoMaogura

“真正的杰作，没有一点不合时宜的地方，而且这还是他妈的是 10 年前的作品。永不褪色的经典 ”————马迷 Shyfire

“扬科维奇与萍琪派多年后真的中门对狙了！”————马迷 WarsmithThanatos

生肉歌词：

Nothing ever ever happens in this town

Feelin’ low down down not a lot to do around here

I thought that I would go right out of my mind

Until a friend told me the news

He said hey you know that vacant lot

Right beside the gas station well somebody bought it

And on that spot they’re gonna build a shop

Where we can go buy bolts and screws

Since then I’ve been walking on air air

I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair

‘Cause I’m so excited and I really don’t care

I’ve been waiting since last June

For this day to finally arrive

I’m so happy happy now just to be alive

‘Cause any minute now I’m gonna be inside

Well I hope they open soon

I can’t wait no I can’t wait

When are they gonna open up that door

I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the

Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the

Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the

Hardware store

In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight

Right in front of the store then as soon as it was light out

I pressed my nose right up against the glass

You know I had to be first in line

Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom

Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house

See those hacksaws very very soon

One of them will be all mine

Guys with nametags walking down the aisles

Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles

Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles

All arranged alphabetically

And they’re doing a promotional stunt

There’s a great big purple sign out front

That says every 27th customer

Will get a ball peen hammer free

I can’t wait no I can’t wait

When are they gonna open up that door

I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the

Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the

Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the

Hardware store

I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the

Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the

Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the

Hardware store

Would you look at all that stuff

They’ve got Allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters

Trash compactors juice extractor shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires

Bb pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hanger’s paper cutters waffle irons window shutters

Paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables

Hooks and tackle grout and spackle power fogger’s spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors

Tire guages hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracell’s and energizers

Soffit panels circuit breakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers

Calculator’s generators matching salt and pepper shakers

I can’t wait no I can’t wait

When are they gonna open up that door

I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the

Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the

Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the

Hardware store

I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the

Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the

Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the

Hardware store

I’m goin’ yes I’m goin’ I’m a-goin’ to the

Goin’ to the hard ware I’m goin’ really goin’ to the

Goin’ hard I’m goin’ to the hard oh yes I’m goin’ to the

Hardware store

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