【音乐】小马全明星的终极对决（Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Harmony）

作品信息：

作者： EvoStorm

发布日期： 2013年2月22日

原地址：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbfYeRnXQWg&t=0s

原歌曲： Lemon Demon

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灵感来源：

作者：Shawn Vulliez

发布日期：2005 年 12 月 22 日

原地址：https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

生肉歌词：

• Ol Spikezilla was hopping around,
• Canterlot city like a big playground.
• When suddenly Discord burst from the shade and hit Spikezilla with a choc grenade.
• Spikezilla got pissed and began to attack,
• But didn’t expect to be blocked by Mac.
• Who proceeded to open up a can of Macfu,
• when Nightmare Moon came out of the blue
• And she started beating up Big Macintosh
• When Discord ran over them with a big squash.
• But before he could fly and go back in his stone grave,
• Mayor Mare jumped out, standing fierce and brave,
• And took a Pinkie Party Cannon right from under her mane,
• And blew Discord away which then cried out in pain,
• But she ran out of bullets and she ran away
• Because Pinkiemus Prime came to save the day!
• This the ultimate showdown, of ultimate harmony.
• Ponies, Dragons, and crusaders, as far as the eye can see.
• And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
• This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Harmony
• Spikezilla took a bite out of Pinkiemus Prime
• Like Shining Armor took a bite out of crime,
• But then Mac came back covered in a wagon track,
• But then Prince BlueBlood went and jumped on his back.
• And Discord was hurt and tryin to get steady
• When Mayor Mare came back and holdin a Machete.
• But suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped,
• Daring Do ran out and took her out with her whip.
• Then she saw Spikezilla sneaking up from behind
• And she reached for her gun which she just couldn’t find,
• Cause Discord stole it and he shot and he missed
• And Blueblood deflected it with a brofist
• Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
• While Mayor Mare ran and tried to pole vault
• Onto Pinkiemus Prime but they collided in the air
• And they both got hit by a Fluttershy stare.
• This the ultimate showdown, of ultimate harmony.
• Ponies, Dragons, and crusaders, as far as the eye can see.
• And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
• This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Harmony
• Ponies sang out, in an orgasming aria,
• Down from the heavens, descended Molestia.
• Who could make a pony cry, screaming in delight,
• And then she shaked her flank, right in Daring Do’s sight.
• Who fell over on the ground, without a clue,
• As Discord changed back, into a statue,
• But Molestia saw through his clever disguise,
• And crushed his stone head, in between her thighs.
• Then, Rainbow the Loyal and Twilight the Bright and,
• Applejack and Rarity and a Canterlot Knight.
• And the bringer of the sun, the princess of the moon,
• Then Carrot Top, Derpy Hooves and that brat Silver Spoon.
• Featherweight, Hoity Toity,Granny Smith and Photo Finish,
• Blue Harvest, Apple Fritter, every Cutie Mark Crusader.
• Pumpkin Cake and Apple Dumpling and Bon Bon,
• Snips and Snails, and Lyra Heartstrings.
• All came out of nowhere lighting fast
• And kicked Molestia and her sexy ass,
• It was the bloodiest battle the land ever saw,
• With ponies looking down in total awe.
• The fight raged on for a century
• Many lives were claimed but eventually
• The champion stood the rest saw their better,
• Steven Magnet in a bloodstained sweater.
• This the ultimate showdown, of ultimate harmony.
• Ponies, Dragons, and crusaders, as far as the eye can see.
• And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
• This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Harmony