小马大激斗：大麦vs蓝血王子（EPRBoE #2 Big Macintosh VS Blueblood）

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原地址：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfzS_Tg5eUA

作者： MicTheMicrophoneZero

发布日期：2012年6月21日

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[Spike]

EPIC PONY RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA.

PRINCE BLUEBLOOD

VS

BIIIIIIIIIG MAC

BEGIN

[Prince Blueblood]

Oh Please you little pauper. Do you know who I am?

I’m a prince. Against me I’m surprised that you can stand.

They sent some filthy work horse to fight? Oh, how absurd.

How can you Rap Battle? You only know two words!

You’re such a joke! When you were a dog you had more brains!

Spend less time with colts and we won’t think that you’re gay!

You call this game a Rap Battle? Well, this’ll be over quick.

But I’m not leaving ’till I teach this mutt a few brand new tricks.

There’s nothing Big about you, chump. You won’t leave anyone wowing.

That’s probably why your garden is the only field you’re plowing.

I’ll leave your eyes derping in circles by the end of this song

And you’ll keep saying to yourself, “I just don’t know what went wrong!”

[Big Mac]

You like to talk a big game. You sure are pompous. Eeyup!

But everything that you’ve said just doesn’t seem to add up.

Now pardon me if I’m wrong. You see, I’m no good at math.

But I don’t need to know what 2+2 is to whoop your ass.

I may not be the brightest bulb or the sharpest of nails

But you’re so dense that people think that you’re delivering their mail.

You’re a coward. A chump. You’re not cut out for this game.

Oh. By the way, you have a little bit of dirt in your mane.

They call you Blueblood? I’m sure thats not the only thing blue.

If anypony is a joke here, it’s probably you.

You’ve gone way out of your league. Just pack your bags and go home.

They call me big for a reason: Too much to handle on your own.

[Prince Blueblood]

You’ve taken one too many apples to the head, you Big Fool

Go back to your Schmoopie Woopy Pie cause you’re about to get schooled

Too much to handle on my own? Oh, you think that you’re scary?

You got tricked by your sis, a chicken and dictionary!

This ain’t a Rodeo, you pig, now get that dirt off your coat!

Cause while you’re stuck in the mud, I’m in the air! ON A BOAT!

Go cling to Smarty Pants and cry yourself to sleep, you big dope.

Do you still think that you can win? Because the answer’s, “EeeeNope!”

[Big Mac]

Every rose has it’s thorn? Well, you coulda fooled me

Because you sure ain’t no flower, Prince, you’re more like a weed

I’ll buck you like a rotten apple; kick you out in the rain

You’re not a prince, Blueblood, you’re just a big Royal Pain!

Where’s your charming attitude now? What’s wrong? Are you scared?

Because I shot you down like Rarity or some other mare?

You better saddle up and leave before I show you some harm

So get your royal ass up and get the buck off my farm.

[Spike]

WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!

WHO’S NEXT?

COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT!

EPIC

PONY

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RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!